The Hackler From Grouse Hall
Peter SmithI am a roving hackler lad that loves the shamrock shore
My name is Pat McDonnell and my age is eighty-four
Belov’d and well-respected by my neighbors one and all
In sweet Stradone I am well known by Lavey and Grouse Hall
When I was young I danced and sung and I drank good whiskey too
In a sÃbÃn shop that sold the drop of the real old mountain dew
With the poitÃn still on every hill the peelers had to call
In sweet Stradone I am well known round Lavey and Grouse Hall
I rambled around from town to town for hackling was me trade
None can deny I think that I an honest living made
Where e’er I’d stay by night or day the youth would always call
For to have some crack with Paddy Jack, the hackler from Grouse Hall
I think it strange how times have changed so very much of late
Coercion now is all the row with Peelers on their bate
To take a glass is now, alas, the greatest crime of all
Since Balfour placed that hungry beast, the Sergeant of Grouse Hall
This busy tool of Castle rule he travels night and day
He’ll seize a goat just by the throat for want of better prey
The nasty skunk, he’ll swear you’re drunk tho’ you didn’t drink any at all
Sire there is no peace around the place since he came to Grouse Hall
‘Twas on pretense of this offense he dragged me off to jail
Alone to dwell in a cold cell my fate for to bewail
My hoary head on a wooden bed, such wrongs for vengeance call
Sure he’ll rue the day he dragged away the hackler from Grouse Hall
Down into hell he’d run pell-mell to hunt for poitÃn there
And won’t be loath to swear an oath that he found it in Killinkere
He’ll search your bed from foot to head, sheets, blankets, ticks and all
Your wife, undressed, must leave the nest for Jemmy of Grouse Hall
He fixed a plan for that poor man who had a handsome wife
To take away without delay her liberty and life
He’d swear quite plain that you’re insane, that you’ve got no sense at all
As he has done of late with one convenient to Grouse Hall
His raids on dogs I’m sure it flogs, it’s shocking to behold
He’ll pull up a six month’s pup and swear it’s two year-old
Outside of hell no parallel can be found for him at all
For that vile pimp, the devil’s imp, the ruler of Grouse Hall
Thank God the day’s not far away when Home Rule will be seen
And brave Parnell at home will dwell and shine in College Green
Our policemen will all be then our nation’s choice and all
Old Balfour’s pack will get the sack and be banished from Grouse Hall
Let old and young clear up their lungs and sing this little song
Come join with me and let him see you all resent the wrong
And while I live I’ll always give a prayer for his downfall
And when I die I don’t deny that I’ll haunt him from Grouse hall